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 heloo it is Kai and i just want everyone to get a beat stick it is very usefull and amazing i think everyone should get one i have 37 different kinds that i hand-made all by myselg and this is why i think everyone should have one: beat sticks have a dull side so ou can bash things and a sharp side so you can swipe and attack  beat sticks are very sturdy and strong and they dont break easily they also are very light weight  ______________ i sleep with one every night  they are amazing so get one now or make one idk but get one get a beat stick now :)

 Hi its Val and i just wanna say that anthony is- I was GONNA complement him but he closed my computer so i have the right to bully him Freedom of Speech anthony.  He stinks is mean bullies little kids is weird goes to the batthroom every period  is zesty rude mean gross NO MORE USA SWEAter!!!

 Hello its Adriana again i would like to bring up that only WEIRDOS SPELL THEIR LAST NAME FERNANDEZ WITH AN S thats some freakish stuff. They are like goblins or something. -Adriana

 Why does Anthony Look Zesty when He opens Doors (adriana's opinion article)  ____________________________________________ Tell me why when he opens the door he leans forward and brings hus legs up. I think he one of those people to lay on his stomach and kick his legs around and put his hands on his chin. - Adriana <3

 Stefanys Dog  _____________________________________________________ Stafanys dog is super cute and amazing i stan her anf her dog.  praise her dog she is a legendn :))))))))))))))))))))))00000000000000 dogs should be praised and amazing and yes look at her she is so cute and tiny likke a marshmallow Yes

MY LITTLE PONY GORE IS WORTH WATCHING!! ________________________________ i aprove of mlp gore MLp gore brings happiness to everyone and it is just a part of childhood even grown men watch mlp gore and thats crazyy Reccomendationgs:  (blo0d warning) SMILE HD  CUPCAKES HD IF you enjoy these, you should watch the doki doki forever video. Its a must - watch for all those gamer people out there. Unless you hate blood and stuff then idk what to say man.  Doki Doki Forever

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